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kensmalts
Assflaps.

Age 44, Male

Professional Loser

Spokane, WA

Joined on 1/6/06

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3
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60 / 100
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> 100,000
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2.97 votes
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Civilian
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> 100,000
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Dead Harvest

Check out my band!

If anyone wants to use some of my songs just contact me and ask first.


Recent Game Medals

2,380 Points
Secret medal!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Time for Expansion

Time for Expansion 25 Points

Buy the final upgrade.

Millionaire

Millionaire 25 Points

Earn $1,000,000.

Virtual Money

Virtual Money 10 Points

Let your bank do all the work.

So You're Saying There's a Chance...

So You're Saying There's a Chance... 10 Points

Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.

Generator

Generator 10 Points

Make money just by sitting there.

Lots of Cheddar

Lots of Cheddar 10 Points

Earn $10,000.

Breaking a Thousand

Breaking a Thousand 5 Points

Earn $1,000.

Banking It

Banking It 5 Points

Unlock the Bank.

Come to Me

Come to Me 5 Points

Unlock the Strong Magnet.

Open Up!

Open Up! 5 Points

Unlock the Cash Box.

I don't Need That!

I don't Need That! 10 Points

Beat a level without using all of the required folds.

Squished

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Giant Fist

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Blue Flames

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Arrow To The Neck

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.