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Total Medals Earned: 159 (From 31 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,380 Points

Another Small Favor

Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/200 points)

Flower Power 25 Points

Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor

Hunt the Hunter 25 Points

Eliminate the Pig Hunter

A Small Stitch 25 Points

Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.

Another Small Favor 100 Points

Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Kill a spider, save a kitty.

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Crush The Castle 2

Medals Earned: 15/22 (85/140 points)

Acidic 5 Points

Melt 100 castle pieces.

Air Burst 5 Points

Detonate a remote bomb in flight.

Bombastic 5 Points

Explode 100 castles pieces.

Death From Above 5 Points

Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.

Electric Boogaloo 5 Points

Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.

I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points

Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.

Jack Frost 5 Points

Freeze 100 castle pieces.

Ladies First 5 Points

Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.

Last Laugh 5 Points

Kill the Jester last on any level.

Oh The Humanity! 5 Points

Burn 5 enemies in one shot.

Priority Target 5 Points

Kill the king first on any level.

Pyromaniac 5 Points

Burn 100 castle pieces.

You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points

Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.

Prohibition 10 Points

Destroy 100 barrels.

Veteran Crusher 10 Points

Crush all castles

A Freeze is Coming 5 Points

Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.

I'm Melting 5 Points

Cover an enemy in acid.

Logged to Death 5 Points

Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.

Throw Like a Girl 5 Points

Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.

Golden God 25 Points

Get gold medals on all castles.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Culmination

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/630 points)

Contrast 5 Points

Fiddle with the settings

Juggle Clown 5 Points

Get a 10 hit Combo

Juggle Blade 10 Points

Get a 20 hit Combo

Exhaust LW 5 Points

Use all of main Character's attacks

This is too easy 5 Points

Complete Normal Mode

exhaust VL 10 Points

Use all Vandier's attacks

Pit of Doom 10 Points

Force 5 enemies to fall to death

Slaughter 10 Points

Kill all eneimies

Special Expert 10 Points

Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds

This is more like it 10 Points

Complete Hard Mode

Destiny 25 Points

Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde

Orb Hunter 25 Points

Collect 100 orbs

Pit of Death 25 Points

Force 10 enemies to fall to death

Special Master 25 Points

Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds

Juggle King 50 Points

Get a 50 hit Combo

Rebel Scum 50 Points

Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior

Speed Demon 50 Points

Complete Culmination in 8 minutes

God of this world 100 Points

Collect all Awards

Juggle God 100 Points

Get a 60 hit Combo

Undefeated 100 Points

Complete Culmination without dying

Deep Sleep

Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/15 points)

Out Of The Depths 10 Points

Game completed

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Dragons and Dungeons

Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)

Girly Girl 5 Points

play as female

Man's Man 5 Points

play the game as a male

Cataclysm 10 Points

destroy everything

Croquet Champion 10 Points

become a master of croquet

Demon Slayer 10 Points

slay a demon

Dragonborn 10 Points

slay a dragon

Whale Rider 10 Points

ride a narwhal

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Duty Hill

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)

Dont run to the hills 5 Points

Fought 100 soldiers

HeadShooter 5 Points

100 headshots

All the armory 10 Points

Got all weapons

Dont run to the hills II 10 Points

Fought 200 soldiers

Dont run to the hills III 25 Points

Fought 500 soldiers

HeadShot Pro 25 Points

300 headshots

HeadShot Master 50 Points

600 headshots. Because practice makes perfection.

The last standing 50 Points

Finished the game. Congratulations!

Dynamic Systems 2

Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)

Let's begin 5 Points

Finish level 1

Master the hammer 10 Points

Pass level 6

Use the gear 25 Points

Pass level 11

Catch the stars 25 Points

Pass level 16

Balloons! 50 Points

Pass level 22 using balloons!

Rube Goldberg Master 100 Points

Finish the game

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 23/44 (200/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!