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Total Medals Earned: 159 (From 31 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,380 Points

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 10/26/09
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 10/26/09
25 Points
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 10/26/09
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer 25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor 100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/200 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/6/09
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Playboy Unlocked 10/6/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 3/14/12
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Acidic Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Death From Above Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electric Boogaloo Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Jack Frost Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Oh The Humanity! Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Burn 100 castle pieces.
You're Doing It Wrong Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Prohibition Unlocked 9/15/10
10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
Veteran Crusher Unlocked 9/15/10
10 Points
Crush all castles
A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
I'm Melting 5 Points Cover an enemy in acid.
Logged to Death 5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Throw Like a Girl 5 Points Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Golden God 25 Points Get gold medals on all castles.
Hell Froze Over Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Into The Void Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 15/22 (85/140 points)

Culmination

Contrast Unlocked 12/3/11
5 Points
Fiddle with the settings
Juggle Clown Unlocked 12/3/11
5 Points
Get a 10 hit Combo
Juggle Blade Unlocked 12/3/11
10 Points
Get a 20 hit Combo
Exhaust LW 5 Points Use all of main Character's attacks
This is too easy 5 Points Complete Normal Mode
exhaust VL 10 Points Use all Vandier's attacks
Pit of Doom 10 Points Force 5 enemies to fall to death
Slaughter 10 Points Kill all eneimies
Special Expert 10 Points Keep Full Speical for 30 seconds
This is more like it 10 Points Complete Hard Mode
Destiny 25 Points Die to the hands of Vandheer Lorde
Orb Hunter 25 Points Collect 100 orbs
Pit of Death 25 Points Force 10 enemies to fall to death
Special Master 25 Points Keep Full Speical for 60 seconds
Juggle King 50 Points Get a 50 hit Combo
Rebel Scum 50 Points Die to the hands of the Lone Warrior
Speed Demon 50 Points Complete Culmination in 8 minutes
God of this world 100 Points Collect all Awards
Juggle God 100 Points Get a 60 hit Combo
Undefeated 100 Points Complete Culmination without dying

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/630 points)

Deep Sleep

Out Of The Depths Unlocked 10/4/12
10 Points
Game completed
A Stubborn Guest Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/15 points)

Dragons and Dungeons

Girly Girl Unlocked 5/30/12
5 Points
play as female
Man's Man Unlocked 5/30/12
5 Points
play the game as a male
Cataclysm Unlocked 5/30/12
10 Points
destroy everything
Croquet Champion Unlocked 5/30/12
10 Points
become a master of croquet
Demon Slayer Unlocked 5/30/12
10 Points
slay a demon
Dragon Best Friends! Unlocked 5/30/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dragonborn Unlocked 5/30/12
10 Points
slay a dragon
Neighbors Unlocked 5/30/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Whale Rider Unlocked 5/30/12
10 Points
ride a narwhal

Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)

Duty Hill

Dont run to the hills Unlocked 11/19/11
5 Points
Fought 100 soldiers
HeadShooter Unlocked 11/19/11
5 Points
100 headshots
All the armory 10 Points Got all weapons
Dont run to the hills II 10 Points Fought 200 soldiers
Dont run to the hills III 25 Points Fought 500 soldiers
HeadShot Pro 25 Points 300 headshots
HeadShot Master 50 Points 600 headshots. Because practice makes perfection.
The last standing 50 Points Finished the game. Congratulations!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)

Dynamic Systems 2

Let's begin Unlocked 9/15/10
5 Points
Finish level 1
Master the hammer Unlocked 9/15/10
10 Points
Pass level 6
Use the gear Unlocked 9/15/10
25 Points
Pass level 11
Catch the stars 25 Points Pass level 16
Balloons! 50 Points Pass level 22 using balloons!
Rube Goldberg Master 100 Points Finish the game

Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Soul Bangle Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Skull Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 1/29/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Blue Flames Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Face Knifed Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Spin Attack Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Squished Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense Unlocked 1/29/13
10 Points
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Knife Unlocked 1/29/13
25 Points
You found the knife!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 1/29/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 23/44 (200/500 points)