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ANAL HAMPSTER!

*Headbangs*

That kicked so much ass... is this a band or just you by yerself? This was very professional sounding... what did you use to record all of it? email me at kensmalts@hotmail.com

\m/ ( 0 ___ 5 ) \m/

grind-or-die responds:

Thanks dude!

*emaild*

very original...

could be a lot better in a lot of ways, but it's original and that counts for a helluva lot. Make more.

JesusSaves responds:

In what ways could it have been better? I am open to all suggestions. And by the way, I AM making more.

Made me wanna put granny in the wood chipper...

Riffs and anger... good ingredients... and compliant with the Atkins diet I believe. SATAN!

Chrizzly responds:

Satan has us all...even our grannies! ;P

I AM POWER!

I am having the rocking all of the night! And your mom all of the day! The gods of thunder are like raining destruction on the land of the viking warriors n' shit. 5!

mhb responds:

i have no idea what you just said and i can only imagine that it's a vision you get when you hear the song but if it's not then i have no idea what you're talkin' about. but thanx for the fiven and for the review and likin' the song!

coo

think it'd sound good remixed into some industrial metal... vocals kinda sound like they'd fit better that way... but it sounded pretty cool... had a good dark sound to it think. The worst part was probably the sound of the drums... just because they sound fake...

Extar responds:

The drums were done on a drum machine so apart from tweak the sound of them there isn't much I can do about that. I'm interested in giving the song a more industrial treatment however.

Woot!

I just boosted. 5!

FlameMesial responds:

Cheers!!

pretty good cover...

heard a few mistakes on the guitar and the drums were pretty stock and it would have been nice with some vocals... but other than that it was pretty good. Gets my 5.

Chrizzly responds:

Ok ok...too bad my singing sux...at least what i think...thanx anywayz...

That was another good'un

Although I'd have put it under the category General Rock... Good none the less. I'll download it cause it's something my sister would like and it's better that her listening to the radio or some profit driven commercial band. 5

Seypka responds:

Thanks a lot man.. It's a song that has meaning which is most important to me..not $$. So I hope your sister can relate to it..
your a cool guy man. \m/
Rock on

Wayow...

That was good. I liked it.

Seypka responds:

Thanks again man. \m/

In a word.... nothing.

There's nothing wrong with you... except the fact that you make nu-metal. It was done well so I'll score it high... but it is nu-metal just like every other nu-metal song... always thinking there is something wrong with them but if they just listened to all the other nu-metal bands they'd realize that it's not them it's EVERYONE... ... anyways this sounds like Slipknot. Which is either a compliment or an insult depending on if you like Slipknot or not... I don't. But it means that you sound as good as a professional band, so that's a good thing. Anyways I voted 5 because this is too well done for me to vote any lower.

DaylightsEnd responds:

Wow...lots of words...but I like the scoring! :D Thanx for the review bro!

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